As if married people don’t get enough tax break and financial incentive from government for popping babies. We have one more day dedicated for couples making a Xerox copy of themselves.
In all honesty Family Day is pretty much parading your husband day. Notice all the place where “couples née wives” hangout. You will notice innumerable men pushing a baby cart meanwhile their wives strut in front them as if this is their day to relax and let go.
You know what? They are right about that. After all…
Most married couples live in suburbia – mostly two hour drive from the big city. This means an average Joe has to drive almost 400 kilometer back and forth.
Even if you live in cities like NYC & LA travel time is almost similar if not worst. Try going from downtown Manhattan to Staten island, or from Huntington Beach to downtown Los Angeles.
So an eight hour job, plus four hour travel time means he has only 12 hours left. Subtracting 8 hour for sleep (assuming his wife & kids let him) he has only four hour for him.
Let’s dissect this further.
So married man only get to “enjoy” four hour in a house he bought for his wife and kids (biological or otherwise).
- Who is throwing the Garbage & Recycle outside the house (this include cleaning the bin as well!)?
- Who is changing light bulbs around the house?
- Who is removing snow from sidewalk & driveway, and salting the area?
- Who is picking up milk and grocery after work?
- Who is helping kids with homework?
- Who is mowing the lawn during weekends?
- Who is doing house repair?
- Who is fixing laptop for little Johnny?
- Who is searching for bad monster in middle of a night when little Suzie cry (Oh honey do you mind?)?
Oh last but not least – listening to mundane talk about what “neighbors are up to”, or “how exhausting it was cleaning up a house in 30 minutes & watching female talk show”?
- How about talking to his parents making sure they are okay in their old age?
- How much time can he spend in gym?
- Does he have enough time for balancing check book?
Is he saving enough money for a car maintenance. Longer you drive vehicle, higher its maintenance cost, and shorter the lifespan. So four hour driving back and forth from house to a job means almost 80,000 kilometer per year, and this means you have to have a new car, and gotta change it every two or three year.
In case you are wondering – where I get the idea that husband have to do house chorus after 12 hours work & commute?
It was in the newspaper – house work is sexy – men need to do house work if they want sex…
That’s right after long odorous day you came home and you are expect to do house chores as if you’re still living with your parents, and milking cows.
Considering the behavior of some of these women – I can see why most barnyard animals are top Victoria Model down south.
Makes you wanna watch Dinner with Andre all over again hun?
Don’t forget – most women especially after marriage don’t like to have sex.
Well, you say at least he has a weekend?
That’s when they have to do grocery. And of course she has to go to big city to buy things after all there is nothing in a suburbia (another word she is sick of walking around the mall when you are working from Mon-Fri) other than bottle milk & diapers.
Well, you know Walmart – she is a too much of a classy lady for Made in China products. Gotta buy those overly price fancy stuff mention in Women’s magazine, or Opera. Beside she loves big city action hustle and bustle – yet for some odd reason she likes hide in the middle of nowhere…
If you have kids they wanna go to a cinema for a new movie in winter. Never mind how dangerous it is drive a car with family in winter with snow on the road, and freezing raining pouring to make bad situation worst.
Hey studying next few chapters before teacher covers the topic sound like a crazy idea you know.
And you wonder why women live longer?
Oh wait, I am not done yet – rather she is not done with you hubby.
Gotta take kids to the park and guess who is running around on the park, and making sure kids don’t end up on the road?
With all the running around on the park, and heat means you gotta take them for a happy meal in McDonald cause you haven’t clog up your arteries with junk food.
Is it getting too hot in July? Well let’s drive for five hours to a beach, and don’t forget to buy all those unhealthy drinks and junk food from sidewalk cause your sugar level is too low to get diabetic.
Need I remind you who is going to make sure that kids don’t drown on the beach while she take few selfie of herself.
Hmmm, those lipstick really do shine under sun.
Don’t forget to take some “perfect” pictures of the sunset so she can post them on Facebook for her “divorce” friends so she can invite them during weekdays and lecture them like Opera “how to keep a man tame and insane”.
“Honey! We have to stop at a farmer’s market. My friends are come over this week for a get together.
You really don’t mind do you?”
Oh I almost forget, we have parents night this Friday – ask your boss if you can get leave work early again!
Gosh it really was a lovely day, oh look at the traffic!”.
With all the mosquitoes bites, and dried out sun cream, don’t be an insensitive jerk, put your kids on the bed, let your wife have a long relaxing bath, and bring her some wine.
Now, sit down next to her as she plans for next week trip & shopping..
Oh hey wait a minute Mr. Cowboy! She is too tried to have sex, and be a gentleman and let her sleep.
Oh look! Here cries little Suzie cause she had a nightmare!
Many of you say “c’mon man not all women are like that”.
All I can say is there is a reason why vast majority of the ladies always remind you that “I am not like all those women”. They have say that because they are like that – and enough of them drinking from a same Kool-Aid that they started to act each other.
Pick a boogie man feminist, media, and alien from Mars.
If you don’t agree with me; go to your wife closet and look at all the shoes she has. Which one of your last ex-girlfriends had only three pair of shoes?
It’s not for nothing fifty percent of the marriages ends in divorce, and remaining 50% are further divided between half waiting to get divorce, and other half are okay, or “willing to stick around”.
So the genuine marriages – so called “happily ever after” can be round up to 15%.
Yup that’s an actual figure about marriages.
So on this family day guys contemplate the joy & happiness you have being alone, and free.
As for getting old and dying alone. I would suggest to you volunteer to a senior housing, or assisting living and see how many old men are thrown there by their young wives, and even kids. They are living as if they were never married.
Don’t let the marriage mafia (tradcon & democrack) bully you into slavery.
We human being became master of this planet because we changed our lifestyle to overcome environmental restriction.
Marriage is an archaic institution which restricts our Faustian spirit, and binds us into government enforced slavery.
Enjoy this statuary holiday by staying single, and patt yourself on the back for not destroying your life like rest of the herds.
If you are married:
When you join her in the bed tonight enjoy the calming noise of her growing guts gurgling with all the beer, and cheese burger commingling in a growing tummy like a Russian Frontier as you masturbate your way to a next day awaiting for you to start all over again!